I write and perform comedy. This website used to have lots of info on it like links to my work, tour dates, and a bio that I wrote (but made it sound like someone else did). For some reason, the bad people found it and riddled it with spam and viruses. So then I had to take it down, and now I have to start over. Who has the time for that? Maybe I will if you hire me for the good stuff that pays the Scrooge McDuck money. Anyway, you should contact me if you want to know more or see my stuff since this website isn't giving much.